The 1st Doctor Visit....Yabba Dabba Dooo

I am so scared. I am such a planner and this is a year earlier in my plan but being the producer I am, I will be ok. So we get to our appointment 5 mins late. Ofcouse I called because I am never late. When I get there the desk nurse tells me that I have to reschedule because I am late. Even though I called and they said come on in. I started crying. Not only was I nervous to be there but the dumb lady is now telling me I have to wait 2 more weeks. So seeing that I was very upset....they take us. 

We go in the back. And this bubbly hyper lady walks in and introduces herself as my doctor. She tells me everything I already know from bugging my friend/sorority sister Tarsha. She does a pap test and tells me to take two FLINTSTONES Vitamins everyday and to come back in 4 weeks. Yes I said Flinstones. This was not like the movies what so ever. I didnt get to see an unidentifiable moving ball of light on a screen and fake that I know what she is pointing too. I still have a 6 pack....well...kind of...How could there be anything in my stomach. I weighed in at 110 pounds. So my only adivce is to take some children's vitamins, don't eat sushi, don't drink, don't perm or color my hair, don't do drugs and don't touch cat litter and come back in 4 weeks.